I Forgot How Bad The Spiderman Theme Lyrics Are

There are things out there that are just never as good as you remember them.  Pop Rocks, Gushers and pretty much any cartoon you loved before the age of five.  I grew up with what is now considered the “classic” spiderman animated series. The sound of the theme is burnt into my brain, and I really thought the lyrics were as well. I mean i can remember Catches thieves just like flies in my sleep. I hum the song when I am concentrating or sometimes just out of boredom. It’s just so great! Well at least I thought it was. Then the dramatic reading appeared. At first I just assumed my instant dislike was because a classic song from my childhood was being put through the William Shatner ringer.  But no there lyrics and the song are just truly terrible.  Nostalgia is a hell of drug and I encourage everyone to just stay away.

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Logan Is Not Messing Around

Outside of the comics and one shockingly gory video game Wolverine had always been a watered down version of himself for the masses. Logan looks like that had been all flushed away, thanks Deadpool, and this time we get to see Wolverine and little girl wolverine mess some people up.