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Early Contender’s For Parents Of The Year

Good to see the WWE attitude era is alive and well somewhere! At first I actually thought this was my old high school gym  (shout out Lincoln High!) This is the exact type of thing that would happen in a town that takes it’s wrestling so seriously but hasn’t been relevant since the mid 90’s. Unless you count the trend of hazing.

The most mind blowing part of this is it seems like that dude was really ready to take a swing at that woman over a 4 year olds wrestling match!

At some point we are just going to ban parents from attending kids sports even right? I mean it just makes sense at this point.

On the up side congrats to that mom on the takedown at the end.

Points!

Wisconsin Man Has Totally Rational Response ( With an Axe)

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Wisco A man was taken into custody in the Dane County Jail after accusing his wife of damaging his action figures, then took an ax to damage the house, according to the Madison Police Chief Mike Koval’s blog. 

Let’s be real. This incident was not about actions figures.  Something else built up to this.  This guy has been walking around the house for weeks muttering to himself. I guarantee every comment his wife made was replied to with “I’ll show you…insert wife’s request here.”  Maybe too many arguments, too many reminders to take out the trash or do the dishes. The husband is probably still coming down from a terrible Packers Season. Maybe too much complaining about needing a new computer or a new tv. So he took it into his own hands.

The husband called 911 on himself after using a log-splitting ax to destroy a TV, TV stand, laptop computer and several items in the house. The man then went outside and smashed the family car, chopped off both side mirrors and then struck the windshield so hard the ax got stuck. He said he drank too much and overreacted after he thought his wife had damaged some of his prized property, which were action figures.

Well I guess at least he called 911 on himself, but the article leaves too much open, did something happen to the action figures? I need to know! Poor reporting.

Kill Em Kill Em Kill Em With Kindness ( The Florida Way)

FloridaBryan Stewart, 30, is accused of using the knife — with the word “kindness” written on it — to cut his neighbor after the neighbor came to the home because he was concerned about occupants in the house.

Sounds like someone is a Selena Gomez fan!

I’ll give this to Bryan, he’s a man of his word. He said he’ll kill em with kindness and he made sure he had kindness ready. I give him an A for creativity but a D for follow through.

You know Bryan was walking around his trailer just mumbling as he sharpied onto the knife. Mumbling about how he’ll teach those neighbors a lesson.

Some of this is on the neighbor. You could hear the guy mumbling and talking but you still knocked on the door. Bad bad call dude. Maybe next time just let it be.

Worst Christmas Tree Ever? Worst Christmas Tree Ever.

VirginiaMore than 100 praying mantises hatched from an egg case hidden under the branches of the Christmas tree Springfield resident Molly Kreuze bought for the holiday season. The bugs are moving freely through the house, “crawling on the walls, crawling on the ceilings,” Kreuze told the station, adding that they gravitate toward light. Video taken by WJLA showed the insects hanging from the ceiling and crawling on the windows.

Burn it. Just burn it to the ground now before it’s too late. This is plague punishment for something this lady did and that city needs to act now.

A reasonable person would want to just destroy these monsters.

Instead of vacuuming them up, Kreuze has been using an envelope and shoe box to store the mantises.

Oh well that makes sense. It’s easier to destroy them once they’ve all been captured.

Kreuze has been feeding them fruit flies and is “hoping to re-gift them,” she said.

Nope. Nope. Nope.