Monday Motivation

Early Contender’s For Parents Of The Year

Good to see the WWE attitude era is alive and well somewhere! At first I actually thought this was my old high school gym  (shout out Lincoln High!) This is the exact type of thing that would happen in a town that takes it’s wrestling so seriously but hasn’t been relevant since the mid 90’s. Unless you count the trend of hazing.

The most mind blowing part of this is it seems like that dude was really ready to take a swing at that woman over a 4 year olds wrestling match!

At some point we are just going to ban parents from attending kids sports even right? I mean it just makes sense at this point.

On the up side congrats to that mom on the takedown at the end.


You Just Can’t Win As A Parent


BBC Mumbai businessman Raphael Samuel told the BBC that it’s wrong to bring children into the world because they then have to put up with lifelong suffering.

Mr Samuel, of course, understands that our consent can’t be sought before we are born, but insists that “it was not our decision to be born”.

So as we didn’t ask to be born, we should be paid for the rest of our lives to live, he argues.

So first off this HAS to be fake, the pictures of this dude are absurd. His “disguise” is worse then Jim, Dwight and Michael’s.


“Mr. Samuels” is part of group of anti-natalist, who basically believe there is no joy in life and that people should stop reproducing immediately.

How did he come to such a bold and life altering decision?

Well let him tell you:

“I was a normal kid. One day I was very frustrated and I didn’t want to go to school but my parents kept asking me to go. So I asked them: ‘Why did you have me?’ And my dad had no answer. I think if he’d been able to answer, maybe I wouldn’t have thought this way.”

Really? At five you had these profound thoughts? You know what I was thinking at five?  How can I get more Oreo’s and why are farts so hilarious?

Really if your lawyer father couldn’t come up with a lie to tell you a five years old maybe he shouldn’t be a lawyer. I like to my kid daily and you know what? He falls for it every time. Kids are dumb, make something up.


Wisconsin Man Has Totally Rational Response ( With an Axe)


Wisco A man was taken into custody in the Dane County Jail after accusing his wife of damaging his action figures, then took an ax to damage the house, according to the Madison Police Chief Mike Koval’s blog. 

Let’s be real. This incident was not about actions figures.  Something else built up to this.  This guy has been walking around the house for weeks muttering to himself. I guarantee every comment his wife made was replied to with “I’ll show you…insert wife’s request here.”  Maybe too many arguments, too many reminders to take out the trash or do the dishes. The husband is probably still coming down from a terrible Packers Season. Maybe too much complaining about needing a new computer or a new tv. So he took it into his own hands.

The husband called 911 on himself after using a log-splitting ax to destroy a TV, TV stand, laptop computer and several items in the house. The man then went outside and smashed the family car, chopped off both side mirrors and then struck the windshield so hard the ax got stuck. He said he drank too much and overreacted after he thought his wife had damaged some of his prized property, which were action figures.

Well I guess at least he called 911 on himself, but the article leaves too much open, did something happen to the action figures? I need to know! Poor reporting.